It’s amazing how fast your mood can change after you step in some water with socks on.
someone should shoot me in the head or talk to me
"A savage is not one who lives in the woods, but the one who destroys it."
"How long has it been since someone touched part of you other than your body?"
"You’re a different human being to everybody you meet."
hey government can I have some money to go to university
sure here you go. you'll have to pay it back but only when you're earning £21,000+ a year, and if you don't pay it off after 30 years we'll just write it off, don't worry about it man
nah man just go to uni we ain't gonna charge you
sure mate you'll just have to pay a little bit more tax
no. you gotta pay it yourself. upfront. your parents have to save up from the moment you're born. good luck, fucker.